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A few upcoming events
Summerfield Crossings Golf
Sunday, February 17, Summerfield Crossings, 13050 Summerfield Blvd, Riverview. $34 per person, includes range balls. 11:45 Shotgun and this is a Play Your Own Ball event... with several chances to win prizes. Get there early and enjoy their breakfast buffet starting at 9:00 for $12.95 (Reservations Required 813.671.3311 ext 2), or additional breakfast and lunch items are available from the menu. The Grille closes at 1:00..
Thursday Night Nine and Dine
Every week on Thursday Cove Cay Country Club 2612 Cove Cay Drive Clearwater, Fl. The cost of 9 holes is $16 and the cost for 18 is $35. Starting time is 3:30pm please be there by 3pm.
Reward yourself with Prime Rib after 18 holes!
Joke of the Month
Sometimes it's good to brag about your kids, sometimes it's not...
Four men played a round of golf one day.
Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, and as men so often do, began bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "my son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded too."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee a few minutes later, having taken care of the bill.
The first man mentioned to him, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay, and dances in a gay bar. I'm not totally thrilled about this, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes and a stock portfolio.