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A few upcoming events
Sunday, November 18th Eagle Golf Club - Forest Course, 16101 Nine Eagles Dr. Odessa, FL 33556 tee times starting at 12 noon Shotgun Start. The price is $30 + tax. Includes 18 holes and cart.
Sunday, December 9th Eagle Golf Club - Forest Course, 16101 Nine Eagles Dr. Odessa, FL 33556 tee times starting at 12 noon Shotgun Start. The price is $30 + tax. Includes 18 holes and cart.
Thursday Night Nine and Dine
Every week on Thursday Cove Cay Country Club 2612 Cove Cay Drive Clearwater, Fl. The cost of 9 holes is $16 and the cost for 18 is $35. Starting time is 3:30pm please be there by 3pm.
Reward yourself with Prime Rib after 18 holes!
Joke of the Month
A husband and wife died and went to Heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel who was to show them the place.
“Right over here we have our very own golf course!” the angel said.
“Wow! It’s beautiful! Can we play it now?!” they exclaimed.
“Sure!” said the angel.
So the couple began playing. It was the most beautiful course they had ever seen. Everything was perfect — the fairways, the greens, even the rough was well kept. The more they played, the more the woman beamed with happiness, but she noticed her husband was becoming disheartened and angry.
The woman confronted her husband on what was wrong.
“I can’t understand why you’re not happy,” she said. “We’re in Heaven! We’re together! We’re playing on the most beautiful and most perfect golf course ever! What’s wrong with you?”
“That’s just it,” he fired back. “If you hadn’t fed us those damn bran muffins, we’d been here years ago!”