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A few upcoming events
Pebble Creek Golf
Saturday, October 19 Pebble Creek Golf, 10550 Regents Park Dr., Tampa 10:30 Shotgun, $30 including tax. This is your opportunity to earn more points toward the year-long Scrambler Tournament. In addition to Scrambler points, the more people that sign up, the more contests we'll have and the more money you'll win! We will be eating on the verandah of Mulligans (onsite) after golf.
Clearwater Country Club, 525 N. Betty Lane, Clearwater. $17.50 for 9 holes.
Important: The course requires us to tell them how many people are playing each week. You MUST sign up on our Meetup website, so we can pass information to the course. If you do not sign up, you will not be able to play!!
Joke of the Month
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."
The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball. He found it just in time but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.
His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.
He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole" to which she replied, "Listen HERE!,,,,, don't gripe at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine."