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A few upcoming events
October 28th Tarpon Woods, 1100 Tarpon Woods Blvd Palm Harbor, FL 34685 727-784-7606 tee times starting at 11:30 AM Shotgun Start. The price is $ 20.00 includes cart and 18 holes.
Sunday, November 4th Crescent Oaks, 3300 Crescent Oaks Blvd, Tarpon Springs, FL 34688 tee times starting at 11:30 AM Shotgun Start. The price is $30 + tax. Includes 18 holes and cart.
The ASGA-Orlando Chapter is this year’s host for the 2018 Florida Cup October 12 – 14 at the Omni and ChampionsGate Resort. Each year the Florida Chapter members vie for The Cup in a 2-day Ryder Cup Team competition of 6 men and 6 women, or simply elect to play a scramble or play their own ball at this fun event.
We are happy to announce that registration is open. Below are links to the flyer and registration form. Note: there is a discount if you mail registration and payment to ASGA-Orlando by July 31.
Come be part of the fun with your fellow Florida Chapter members. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
For the Florida Cup Flyer click here: www.singlesgolf.com/FloridaCupFlyer For the Registration form: http://www.singlesgolf.com/FloridaCupRegistrationForm
Thursday Night Nine and Dine
Every week on Thursday Cove Cay Country Club 2612 Cove Cay Drive Clearwater, Fl. The cost of 9 holes is $16 and the cost for 18 is $35. Starting time is 4:30pm please be there by 4pm.
Reward yourself with Prime Rib after 18 holes!
Joke of the Month
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,” she told him.
“Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied.
It was obvious that he was in agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
The female golfer/therapist urged him to let him help him, so at her persistence, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage to his privates for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel”?
He replied, “That feels great, but my thumb still hurts like Hell!”